Crazy psychadelic music! Strobe lights start flashing! The Miz and John Morrison walk out onto the ramp! It's all in slow motion! Now they're in the ring! With microphones! Now the debut speech!
Miz: Behold the revolution commencing. I want each and every one of you in attendance to recognize the importance of this tonight. You are now experiencing the the debut of what is sonn to be the most formiddable tag team in USFW. Brace yourselves.
Morrison: I am John Morrison and this is the Miz, and we are here to forever change this promotion. We are the water that will wash away the dreary matches and plots of the other superstars. We are the cleasning light that will bring a new order to USFW. We aare the fire that will sear through the ranks of the unworthy, and from the ashes of others' failure we will emerge as the tag team champions.
Miz: To be completely honest, nobody here has proven themselves worthy of the gift that is us. But we have recognized the plight of this promotion and being the generous people that we are, we have decided to grace you all with our natural talent and charisma. We have seen what USFW could be with the proper touch. This show could be huge, but in order to achieve greatness you must have leaders who already know how to be the best, and here we are to save this from being another failure.
Morrison: We have seen potential, but only in the actual promotion. You other superstars ae, well, lacking to say the least. But we will save this USFW. This show deserves some real champions, as do these fans, and we're going to give that to them. That's why as of immediatley, we are proclaiming ourselves the USFW Tag Team Champions. If anybody wishes to contest our rule, please step forward. It will certainly be your last mistake. In order to be saved, you must accept that we are supreme. We are above and beyond all of you, so for the time being you're all just going to have to sit back and enjoy our reign. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers.
Miz: We are the single greatest tag team in the history of sports entertainment... be jealous.
Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:27 am by Fauche
Subject: The Revolution Begins