ooc: for anyone who wants to be in the KOR tourny next week plez post here saying so

I have come down to declare my eligiblity to be in the KOR tournament. and after i win and become USFW Champion, everyone will bow down to the new king

Oh, well it seems our esteemed Rated R Superstar wants to be king. Well IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT! Edge, you have been talking a big game ever since you have been with WWE. But when do you plan on backing it up. Your not the king Edge, your not the prince, hell your not even the jester, but you are something, a queen! Yes the rated r superstar is a queen, just ask Chris Kanyon. But that is beside The Rocks point, the Rocks point is that soon the millions and millions of The Rocks fans will soon be calling me King Rock!

Randy Orton music hits the PA and the fans boo like crazy
I would like to be in the king of the ring tournament too. Not only will I be in it, I will win it. I am the most talented superstar in the entire USFW. there isn't anything anyone can do about that.

Oh come on! Your all forgetting the only superstar here that puts the asses in the seats week in, week out. You're forgetting the enigma himself, the ayatolla of rock and rolla and future World Champion Y2J!

King Rock can go kiss my ass, he's nothing but a washed up loser. Edge can talk the talk but we all know he can't win a title unless he's fighting a helpless and beaten opponent and rey, dammit man go back to the cruiserweight division!

Whilst I'm around. The Main Event scene, USFW, The United States of America, The World, The Universe, Everything know in existence or known to have been in existence, every black hole, star system and nebula will never EEEVVVEEERRRRR be the same again! Next weeks King of the Ring tournament? Count me in.

You may have one the most tittles in WWE history but how many of those have you won yourself. With the help of Lita, vickie, Chavo, and your two Edgeheads, I could win a lot of tittles too. But that's all in the past. None of those girls (OOC:Chavo and edgeheads) or boys (OOC:Lita and Vickie) are here. This is the USFW. Not the WWE. So get your head out of the past and face the future, which is me!

the game hits the P.A and the fans go wild. HHH walks down the ramp carrying a water bottle and the lights go dark and the lasers light up. he gets to the ring apron and takes a drink of his water. he spits it out and the fans cheer as he crawls between the ropes and enters the ring. he stares at everyone and his music ends. he grabs a mic and prepares to speak.

HHH- look at all of you, fighting over who is the real "king". you all argue and claim its yourself, but you are all forgeting one man, The Game. you see, as a former King of the Ring, i am the only man here to truely be called a king, hence my name, The King of Kings. and so i think its only fair i enter this tournament, so you can all see who is the real "king".

You may noe be worrying about me now, but you soon will be. I can and will beat everyone in the USFW. no question about it. And you won the WWE tittle with the help of Lita.

Batista's music hits
Woah, Slow down there. How could you even think about winning when I am in the King of the Ring Tournament!?! I will throw all of you out and any who try to rest will be given a Spinebuster. Seriously though Ray how are YOU going to throw anyone over the top rope? Your tiny!!

Randy trys to get up but can't.So while still laying with his back on the ground he weakly he says...
Your gonna pay for that. The USFW championship will be mine. I hope I face you next week. That way i can give you payback a little sooner.