So it seems you all think Edge will be able to cheat his way to victory over the Olympic Hero huh? His shenaningans may have worked on all of you in the past, but don't forget I have one of the three I's working for me, intelligence. I've seen it all before, people trying to cheat their way to cheap victories over me.. hell, the guy I faced in my gold medal match in the Olympics tried to raise his own hand when the ref made the decision! But you know what? I take it as a compliment. Because they all know they couldn't beat me fairly.. they had to cheat to beat me. So Edge, I've said this before and I'll say it again: you will not be able to pull any tricks with me. And if by some fluke you do, I will make it my top priority to make sure you don't win this tournament and to make you pay for it with your own blood and bandages.

Now Paul Bearer, do me a favor and translate what I say to whatever monster language that freak over there is speaking (points to Taker.. crowd boos loudly at this.) Taker, I know full well what you're capable of in the ring, but remember you have never beaten me for a world title. You can use whatever dark magic you think helps you and try to steal everyone's souls.. but in the meantime if you're lucky enough to beat Orton, I'll be beating you with real-world technical prowess. Half your game is getting into your opponents' heads and you know that won't happen with me. So Taker you can rest assured that if we do meet in this tournament, I don't plan on resting in peace... I plan on breaking your ankle in PIECES!!!

Oh it's true, it's DAMN true!!

MVP
oh really you think you can beat me do ya well then youv'e got another thing comin to ya cause this is my ring this is my crowd and the USFW and US titles are all mine so while your thinking your the best there can be just stop and think are you raelly as good as you think you are. Cause i can garuntee you that your not.
The king of the ring tournement is mine i don't care about angle,batista,rocky,edge,randy,henry and the rest of them because i am MVP and i am here to bring the pain so you better watch out cause Montel porter is out of his cage and is let loose. So john if you want some of the championship belts which you won't then you'le have to go through me first.

OOC-you play a really good cena by the way.

Paul Bearer and The Undertaker appear.

Paul- MVP, who the hell are you?

The crowd goes crazy at the insult.

Paul- Look, you need all the help you can get being a new guy, but what makes you think that you're ready to walk into a ring with the men you see around you? I can't believe I'm letting a rookie like you get into my head, and when I say that I mean you give me a headache!

Paul shakes his head and acts like he suddenly remembers something.

Paul- Randy Orton is first, either Kurt or Edge is next, but after that it is going to be anybodies game as to who faces The Undertaker! Quite frankly, I hope it's a rookie like you MVP, so you can make a name for yourself by saying you recieved a tombstone from The Undertaker.

The Undertaker grabs the microphone from Paul.

Undertaker- I am ready to reveal my first Dead Man's List.

All of the sudden the lights begin to flash and they go out. The lights come back on and flash again. The third time a scroll looking paper appears on the screen. The title says Dead Man's List. Beside the number one, witten in blood, is Past. Next is Randy Orton. Written like this...



1. Past

2. Randy Orton

Paul- Randy, you're smart mouth got you to number two on the list. So be ready when you face The Undertaker.

The Undertaker- My past has been destroyed and forgotten, Randy Orton, you're next.

The list on the screen suddenly dissappears as the crowd sits still stunned.

I think thats sweet. You make a list instead of actually remembering what you have to do. After i get done with you in the first round, you really will be a deadman. After i win the King Of The Ring Tournament, the age of Orton will resume and nobody can stop it.

-Unfamiliar music hits as the crowd looks to the stage to see Mr. Kennedy walk out from behind the curtains *Crowd boos and cheers* Kennedy makes his way to the ring with a smile on his face and a mic in hand-

[/i]Kennedy:[i] How ya doing? I hail from Green Bay Wisconsin, I weigh in tonight at 246 pounds, I am the newest superstar on the roster and am wondering.. I'll get to that in a moment.. I am MIISSSTTEEEEEERRRRRRR KKEEEEENNNNNNEEEDDDDYYYY!! Kennedy..

-Kennedy looks at all the other superstars in the ring-

Okay.. So I am out here to ask one question, and I promise it wont take long.. That question is.. Cena, wanna guess? MVP? Taker? No? Okay.. Anyways, I'm out here to ask why in the hell isn't Kennedy in the King Of The Ring tournament? Ya see.. When I left WWE to come here, there was one thing in my contract that made me come.. And that one thing stated that I would be involved in any match I wanted my first night.. So, little old General Manager how about you bring yourself out here and answer my question! I just wanna know.. Why are you looking at me like that Taker? Huh? What?

-Taker starts to say something, Kennedy interrupts-

Okay.. Just wondering.. So anyways come out here NOW!

Kennedy: If it isn't SuperCena, how have you been man? Haven't seen you since you choked on Vince McMahon's junk and left the WWE..

-Crowd laughs, boos and cheers-

Kennedy: Okay sorry.. I can see you getting emberassed.. I find it funny that you say you can beat me.. You see Cena, there's one thing wrong with that statement right there and that being.. You can't beat me, you'll never beat me.. As long as I have breath inside of me, you'll never come close to pinning me Cena! See.. You suck.. Thats all there is to it.. And it's all I have to say when I give my opinion on you..

Mark Henry: hahaha it sure is fun watching all you panzees talk back and forth to each other when all of you should know by now you wont do shit in the king of the ring tournament, honestly all of you belong in the lockeroom, not out here in my ring What makes any one of you so confident you will do anything in KOR
Kennedy here at USFW no one cares if you know how to say your name, Everyone out here knows that i could beat the living shit out of you, you cant match up to anyone here in the USFW, we Might as well call you the Worlds Biggest Jobber, you'd stand no chance against the Worlds Strongest Man, which is me Mark Henry
Now to you Cena, I dont have much to say to you, other than you will be doing Nothin' at KOR, because YOU WILL lose your match against the qualifier and You will look like a Foo' doing it.
Randy, Randy, Randy, when will you learn not to go trashing people bigger than you, in the USFW Strength is all that matters, and I the world's strongest man have alot of it, while you dont have any, have fun against the deadman.
MVP, bro, technically your not even in KOR your in a qualifying match! I dont even understand why you even bothered to come out here and spew that rediculos crap out of your mouth, the USFW and US titles are not yours, they are mine because this is MY RING, you will learn soon enough not to mess with me, Mark Henry.
Wow it must be my lucky day, Kurt Angle decided to join us, one of the two people in the world i respect, which is me and you, any guy who can win at the Olympics deserves respect, but honestly just like everyone else out here you are wasting your time, I am the best of the best and will beat anyone who dares mess with me.
And to the deadman, no one is afraid of your List I've kicked your ass once before and could definitly do it again if need be.
And finnaly to my opponent The Rock, i find it Ironic that your finisher is the Rock Bottom because you will have hitten Rock Bottom after i kick your ass in the 1st round of the King of The Ring Tournament. You think people are afraid of you calling them Candy Asses, when the truth is you sound like a girl scout selling candy. You wont last two seconds in the ring against me, because i dont let fools like you get there hands on me, the Worlds Strongest Man, Mark Henry.