King of the Ring

are you trying to scare me Undertaker? Its not working. I will win King or the Ring, I will become the USFW champion, and there's not a damn thing you can do. And as for you Cena, your right, the champ is here, me, the Rated "R" Superstar. And to prove it to you..... Hawkins and Ryder start attacking Cena This tournament is mine for the taking, and if you dont like it, thats your problem

Cena fights back with help from Cryme Tyme who throw Hawkins and Ryder out of the ring. They then go after Edge who rolls out of the ring scared.

Cena: Edge I hate to say this but your little henchmen won't be able to help you anymore. Me and my guys are stronger, faster and more talented then you losers. The game is faired out and if you want to go at it then fine. But wait for the tournament where I will become the USFW Champion. Then you will realize I am the one and only true champ .

The Undertaker slides back into the ring, to the surprise of Cena and Cryme Tyme. Cena gets into the Undertaker's face and they stare each other down.

Undertaker- Cena, I have no problem with you, but you stand in my way of Edge, or the World title, I will take out both you and you're gang.

Hold it, hold it,

A voice is heard as Paul Bearer walks out from backstage. He enters the ring.

Paul- Now, let's all calm down, Cena one on one you know Undertaker would KILL you, but three on one would be a little harder for all of you.

Paul then points at Edge and his groupies.

Paul- Cena, we have a common enemy, and he has three others on his side, if you include Orton, so how about we focus on that stable and then worry about each other, we take out Edge's lovers...I mean partners, and he is nothing! I suggest no matter who faces him in the King of the Ring, we help whoever that is out, and take Edge out of the match, then we can focus on each other. What do you say?

Mark Henry: hahaha so John Cena has decided to join USFW, i'm gonna tell you something Cena, you will NOT be winning King of the Ring, do you know why??? Because no wigger deserves to win King of the Ring, if you think you's gonna win your gonna have to get by me the worlds strongest man, Mark Henry. And fact is "homie" i'm going to kick your ass, and if you think your maids JTG and Shad will help, they wont. They have done nothing to warrant respect, which means they wont be getting any from me, and in fact neither will you, unless of course you beat me. But right now you are not a worthy challenger to me, tell me when you can bench over 100 ibs. loser.

Cena: First off, Taker I know that you are one of the greatest wrestlers of all time but you don't intimidate me so don't think for a moment that I can't beat you and that you will scare me away from the world title.

Now Bearer, you make an interesting proposition but I must decline. I don't care who I have to face even if Edge cheats his way to the finals with his partners because I will still win. My guys can handle Hawkins and Ryder so me and him can go one on one. But if it is you I must face I'll make sure JTG and Shad don't get involved so we can have a proper match. And trust me I plan on taking down the Phenom to come out on top.

As for you Henry, I don't care about your size and strength because I know all your weaknesses. I have speed, heart and the fans on my side while you have no one. Although that's not my only advantage because you must not doubt my strength which you've learned before. As for JTG and Shad no offense to you guys but I don't need your help.(Cryme Tyme say no problem) Henry isn't a threat and we don't need to worry about him. And he says he doesn't give you any respect but no worries because his isn't any good and I'm sure I can speak for all of us he doesn't get ours either. But respect is just a part of the game and the most important is in the ring. And no matter who I face I'll tell all of you that, You Can't See Me(taunts everyone in the ring). You know why, it's because My Time Is Now!(crowd cheers loudly and Cena puts the mic down waiting for a response)

Mark Henry: hahaha you may have speed Cena but what makes you so confident that you will be able to avoid my powerful attacks because of it??? And how will Heart help you? Cena, honestly you talk like Cinderella, how dare you come into MY RING and make such bullshit remarks. You know damn well that i can beat you, and to say that i dont have your respect is downright stupid because I am the World's strongest man. And the fans, what makes you think they matter? are they gonna fight for you?
Mark Henry waits for a reply with a huge smirk on his face and his muscles flexed

Finally... The Rock has come back, to King of The Ring!

The Rock is back, and The Rock is wondering, what the hell are all these jibronies doing in The Rocks ring talking The Rocks trash to The Rocks fans? Tell me jibronie what is your name?

Cena: J-J-J

IT DOESN'T MATTER! The only thing that matters is that The Rock hopes that he gets a chance to whoop your candy ass in the King of the Ring before it gets eliminated. The Rock is gonna drag your monkey ass down know your role boulevard take a right on Jibronie Drive and check your candy ass in the Smackdown Hotel!

IF YOU SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!

Now Mark Henry The Rock knows you will be tempted to try and devour what The Rock is cooking, but hold off its not done yet. The Rock also knows that your fat ass is so big The Rock could take an Airplane turn it sideways and stick straight up your--- wow your putting new meaning to The Rocks term "candy ass"

Now The Rock this he remembers this jibronie, his name is, let the record show that it does not matter what his name is, his name is The Undertaker. The Rock remembers The Undertaker, but who is this bowling ball jibronie you have, you know what it doesn't matter who the bowling ball jibronie is because the only thing that matters is that you do not hit The Rock with that jar thing that the bowling ball is holding. Whatever the hell that thing is if you try to hit The Rock with it, The Rock will take that jar thing turn it sideways and stick it both up your candy asses simultanesouly!

Mark Henry get ready!

IF YOU SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!

ooc: Just a heads up to everyone, 2nd will NOT be getting the US title. We have decide to ditch that idea

ooc- thanks for telling me that now bb. Anyway now for messing me up I know how you can make it up to me. Tell me how we will decide the United States Champion.

ooc: we havent figured that out yet

ooc- maybe a double elimination tournament, lose 1 and you go to the US tournament, lose 2 and you're out, that would be hard to do but it's just an idea

ooc: We knida have and idea what we wanna do, but i cant tell you

ooc- why can't you tell is it just between you and vanny because I think I know what it is.

OOC- Time to get back into character.

Paul Bearer and The Undertaker are seen backstage. Paul Bearer is looking at the recently posted KotR brackets.

Paul- Oh yes! That is a very good round one opponent. A man that will be against us for the Tag Team Championships! A man who is known for his big mouth! A man that thinks he looks better that and could destroy any other wrestler on earth! A man that has to "self-proclaim" himself! A man that thinks he can "kill every legend" that lived! A man that is sadly mistaken, a man that will get destroyed in the ring. A man who's middle name is Keith!

Paul looks up realizing that has nothing to do with the match.

Paul- A man named Randy Orton! Randy, me standing here talking trash about you and how The Undertaker would "kill" you in the ring, proves nothing! I know thats what a lot of others would do, but not me! I'm here because The Undertaker does doesn't like to waste his breath talking to under-carders like you. Randy if you want a statement from The Undertaker, you just ask and you will recieve!

Paul turns to The Undertaker and and nods, motioning him to speak.

Undertaker- Randy, you want a title, you will have to earn it! No matter what happens in round one, sooner or later, you will REST IN PEACE!

Paul turns and stares at the camera with an evil grin on his face. In the arena the fans go crazy for The Undertaker.

(Kurt Angle's entrance music hits along with the you suck chants.. he walks down and enters the ring)

I can't believe what I'm hearing. You all think you can actually win this tournament with the Olympic hero Kurt Angle in it? I am an Olympic gold medalist! I am a 6-time world champion! And I have beaten all of you (points to the other superstars) on many occasions! I don't care who you are.. The Legend Killer, the Phenom, the Brahma Bull, whatever your feeble minds can come up with, you still can never call yourselves olympic gold medalist.

Now as it turns out, my first opponent in the tounament is the man who calls himself "The Ultimate Opportunist," "The Rated-R Superstar", Edge. You see Edge, I don't need "opportune" moments to win a match. I don't need 2 guys looking over my shoulder at all times like you do. And when I slap that ankle lock on and break your ankle in 2.. I will expose you for who you really are, the Rated-W Superstar, W for weak!! Oh, it's true... it's DAMN true!

And as for you two scabs, Hawkins and Ryder.. you listen to me very carefully. If you so much as set a toe in that ring during the match, there will be severe consequences. I will see to it that the two of you will NEVER WALK AGAIN, let alone interfere in your buddy Edge's matches.

Hahaha, you're a very funny guy there Cena. Let me ask you something, do you remember your very first match in the WWE? It was against me... you tried to be all brash and slapped me across the face, remember that? Then I came out of nowhere and beat you 1-2-3. Since then nothing's changed. And if you are somehow lucky enough to face me in the finals NOTHING WILL CHANGE. I'm still going to beat you like I always do, then you can go back to making your little raps, as i embark on my reign as the USFW world champion.. and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!

(Crowd boos loudly then begins 'you suck' 'you suck' 'you suck'.. this infuriates Angle)

WHAT? Who are you losers with your low wages to say I suck? I've accomplished more things than you morons can even dream of! Have any of you won a gold medal?? Have you?? No you haven't!!! So why don't you go home to your fat wives, stupid kids and tune in Showdown this Wednesday with potato chip crumbs on your chest to see me break everyone's ankle I face, even if it is your hero here Cena!!

(Crowd boos loudly)

You're right John, they like you because you're an entertainer. They only want to be entertained and have no knowledge or appreciation for wrestling! Why are you people even here?? Go watch the sitcoms or something instead.. I mean come on! I won an olympic gold medal for our country and instead of worshipping me like you should you guys support this glorified rapper (points at Cena)?? I put my body on the line for you fools and you say I suck?

(Crowd responds by cheering and begins 'you suck' 'you suck' 'you suck' even louder than before)

This is what's wrong with the USFW fans!!! No appreciation for what I've done for you!! Well admit it or not, you all know in your heart of hearts that I will mop the floor with the posers in this tournament. And when I'm standing over all of them with the belt over my shoulder I can ask all of you, Who sucks now?

Batista's music hits and The Animal comes out holding a mic
I have just heard that I must participate in a qualifying match to get into the King of the Ring tournament. The only reason that I can think of for this happening is that the draw pickers want to reward the crowd for coming by leeting them see me in action 4 times rather than 3.

By next week I will not only be the USFW champion, but also the Tag team champion with Undertaker.